Bus Babe Guidelines

Ok so I'm sitting around trying to ponder why it seems so difficult to find new bus babes. And I'm thinking, thinking, my brain starts to hurt. Then bam, it hits me. Perhaps all the beautiful women out there are afraid to step up because they don't know the proper BussesandBabes guidelines. So I have decided to lay out the guidelines I have set forth for all future bus babes. I know that some of you may have certain troubles with these guidelines, but I'm sorry if you can't dig it you'll have to create your own website.

Rule 1: All women must be under the age of 95. I know your thinking, but what if I'm like 96 but look like I'm 75? Sorry, 96, thats f'ing gross. I just can't be attracted to anyone over the age of 95. I can't even begin to think of the tramua it may cause someone's bus if it were to pose with a 96+ year old lady, so we just won't go there.

Rule 2: All females must be under 1/4 of a ton. This may seem a little low, I'm not trying to be a dick to all the big ladies out there, its just I don't want to be responsible if a lovely bigger gal were to break someones $1200 middle seat, I can't take that risk. I may, may swing this rule if a chick over 1/4ton wants to pose with like a single cab or something, but don't count on it.

Rule 3: No transgenders. Period. This might come as a shock to some of our readers but I would venture to guess that 95% of the readership thinks that transgenders are disgusting. I don't care if you are a man becoming a "lady" or a chick becoming a "man". Only women bearing their original vagina are welcome to pose on this site. OG boobs, thats another debate all in itself, so we will go down that path when the need arises.

Thats all. See it isn't that difficult to become a bus babe. Just drop me a line and then we can start shooting. And for all the young fellas out there, who aren't transgender, this might be a good set of guidelines to adopt into to your dating handbook. You can thank me later. Nick